Halloween is Nearly Here

Halloween is Nearly Here

Halloween is nearly here.I've got my costume planned.It's sure to be the most horrificoutfit in the land.

If you should see me comingyou may scream and hide your head.My get-up will, I guarantee,fill every heart with dread.

My costume may cause nightmares.Yes, my mask may stop your heart.You might just shriek and wet yourself,then squeamishly depart.

And yet, I won't be dressing asyou might expect me to.I will not be a vampireor ghost that hollers "boo!"

I won't look like a werewolfor a goblin or a ghoul,or even like a slimy blobof deadly, dripping drool.

I will not be a zombieor some other horrid creature.No, this year I'll be much, much worse...I'm dressing as a teacher.